My rear-end locked up on me

Let's be serious or don't answer. This is to help each other. If you want to be a comedian maybe you should try stand up elsewhere.

If you would add a little more detail.. Probably get a better answer!.... e.g. I was driving down the road and all of a sudden... Vehicle will not move when ... Strange noise and now vehicle will not go in drive or reverse... Just out of the blue and for no reason what so ever, my vehicle.... Oh, nevermind...the parking brakes were on... Bye!

I was driving down the street and came to a red light, when the light turned green I proceeded about 70 feet or less and the car just snatched. I thought it was a flat tire so I got out and realized it was not a flat tire, that's when someone told me that they seen smoke coming from the rear wheels. I looked at the tires and it showed that they had locked up and skidded. Now the car refuses to go forward due to the rear end being locked both sides. I was forced to call Triple A to flatbed my car whereas they had to put pieces of plastic underneath each rear well in order to slide the car onto the flatbed. By the way thank you very much pushrod!