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What is your question?

1. Why do I get a burst of static from the dash area whenever I open any door or the trunk for the first start of the day? 2. Where is the cabin trunk latch located? If none, why not? 3. What is the purpose of the toggles under the steering wheel? The left side does nothing and the right side turns up the volume, but not back down. 4. How do I turn off the nanny reminders about driving on icy roads and not taking my eyes off the road? I find them offensive.

What makes this problem better or worse?

Nothing

How long has your 2019 Chevrolet Malibu had this problem?

Day One