Car got hot no warning lights popped off dipstick 3 in. oil shot out won't start

Hi, this is Bo, an auto expert on RepairPal's Car Genius team! Whoa! That sounds like a hot mess! You may have a blocked oil trap. The oil trap is a PCV breather system designed to reduce the volume of hazardous fumes from a vehicle. As the engine runs, combustion gases escape from the combustion chamber and find their way into the crankcase. If it gets obstructed, it will push the camshaft seals out and cause a massive oil leak. Soaking the timing belt may cause it to break or slip off the tensioner or pullies, which may explain why it cranks but won't run. If you need more advice, have other questions, or need to find a certified repair shop in your area, just let me know! Call us at 877-913-1554, and we'll gladly find you a certified RepairPal shop in your area!