My PWR 'One-Touch' down, Deck Lid & Remote Keyless Issue & "OUCH!" Static Shock!

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So just saying from the start here; "I may never want a fix as I had manual operation for my previous vehicle just so I wouldn't have to concern myself with such common failures today of sub-par electronic parts and switches now made in low-wage foreign 3rd world countries." BUT! First I must let you all and any electro-wizard out there know about the annoying 'Static-Shock' I frequently receive and may I suggest (Duh) this is due to an improperly grounded circuit somewhere maybe related? I'm thinking in the trunk due to my over use of this massive storage bin. Maybe I've knocked a ground wire/harness loose. What has anyone else found to be the common failed electro-bit that controls the 'One-Touch' window down, Remote Key Fob and Coded Key pad Door (un-)locking and Deck Lid remote door switch functions? I currently have the driver's door panel removed and now I'm at a Full Stop as to how I proceed to deem which bit is fouled. Thanks for any wizardry of crappy electronix mindful replies....

What makes this problem better or worse?

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How long has your 2001 Mercury Grand Marquis had this problem?

Shortly after I bought the 16 year old beauty, less than 2 mos. & 2K miles of use