Starting the car

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When i turn the key in the ignition, the car does not make one sound, no lights come on, i cant even listen to the radio or make the windows go up or down. There is a gasket on top that I need but not the head gasket i was told, the gasket i need so oil doesnt spray out onto the spark plugs. There is oil on the spark plugs from that, which i know those cant get wet, so were thinking we have to get that gasket and new sparks..is this true? The battery in my car is new, 5 days after we bought the car the tranny blew out so we replaced that, and bought a whole new distributor system because we had problems with it starting again. Please help if you can, thank you.