Brake lights don't work; signals and reverse do; replaced fuse and brake pedal switch

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100,000+ miles. No brake lights, either center or sides. Turn signal and reverse lights fine. Will go into and out of gear. Replaced fuse even though it looked fine. Replaced brake pedal switch, and appears to be functioning properly. Only has power windows, no power seats/cruise/sunroof, no aftermarket add-ons. HOWEVER, in case this means anything, it also eats dome light bulbs. I've replaced a minimum of a half-dozen in the last year alone. Brake lights fine one day, dead the next. Any suggestions?