Unhooked battery now it's freaking out

What is your question?

I unhooked the battery and when I hooked it back up the haz lights came on and won't go off window wipers came on won't go off everything is flashing and won't seem to turn off what should I do

What makes this problem better or worse?

Always

How long has your 2014 GMC Sierra 1500 had this problem?

Few days