No windshield wiper fluid is coming out. Checked fuses. Pump does not make noise

What is your question?

Intermittently (probably once a month) Fluid will come out when I pull back on the stalk. I took it to the dealership and they told me "there is a short in the wiring" and then proceeded to tell me it would 1,100 dollars to repair. Would this be possible to fix by myself? Does fixing a short really cost north of 1,000 dollars? I have a feeling that the wiper fluid didn't work when I drove it off the lot (I checked out a lot of things on the car but forgot to check to see if the wiper fluid worked).

How long has your 2016 Audi S4 had this problem?

months