alternator belt

this just happen to me and you would think I could find a damn diagram but NO you have to register with all these auto repair places which i think is very stoopid. ive replaced it before but had some one do it for me well this time i have to do it mysel, and its an act of congress to get a diagram...jeez folks i thought this was called the web and thought you could find everything...even google give me some stoopid suggestions ugh plus i am slightly disabled and all i need is a small diagram so i can print it out...why is this sooooooo difficult