Will someone PLEASE figure out my oil sucking/dumping issue ! See specifics !

What is your question?

This is an intermittent & periotic, But Frequent ordeal that upon Starting, & Only Upon Starting, a large amount of oil routed into the throttle intake ( I've even seen oil puddle in the throttle body intake ) which makes a large amount of smoke, like you used to see from the mosquito spraying many years ago. It doesn't keep on pumping, it just burns off the initial burst. Other than it happens only on start ups, there's no other patter as to when it happens, Cold or Warm makes no difference, I can drive through whole tank of gas nonstop & not use a single drop of oil, But as I run around the city turn it off & restarting a few days, it'll dump enough oil in about 6-12 of those little malfunctions to go through a Quart of oil ! PLEASE help me keep my sanity !

What makes this problem better or worse?

Nothing makes it worse. It would stop if you ran out of oil ! But i ain't going to do that !

How long has your 2002 Chrysler PT Cruiser had this problem?

I bought it as used car a year ago. It Came With This issue.