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Twelve Funny Bumper Stickers

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It's been a while since we did something fun on a Friday and since this week seemed particularly long, I think it's time we all had a good laugh. Here are a few funny bumper stickers to get you started.

  1. If at first you don't succeed, why bother? Your honor student will take care of it.

  2. Where am I going? And why am I in a handbasket?

  3. My next car is a Bentley*. [* conditions apply]

  4. I am the English teacher about whom your mother warned you.

  5. People who think they know it all really annoy those of us who do.

  6. I read the Constitution for the articles.

  7. Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).

  8. To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

  9. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.

  10. As a matter of fact, I do own the road.

  11. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

  12. I break for … Oh crap, no brakes!

  13. 668 - Neighbor of the Best
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  • lwcamboy, October 18, 2013, 00:42

    14. Due to the high cost of ammo, don't expect a warning shot 15. (Upside down on window of Jeep) If you can read this, please help roll me back upright! 16. If you can read this BACK OFF you're too close

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  • Visitor, December 29, 2013, 23:00

    If You Can READ. Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read THIS. Thank A VET.

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  • Visitor, February 15, 2014, 00:33

    My ex wife's car is a broom.

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  • Visitor, March 29, 2014, 13:37

    I'm only responsible for what I say, not what you understand. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain Dance.

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  • Jerseyguy, October 19, 2014, 20:43

    'WARNING: This car is protected by this anti-theft bumper sticker'

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  • Red ranger, November 15, 2014, 19:48

    Be the person your dog thinks you are

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  • toyotacat, December 10, 2014, 09:09

    For the beer lovers out there: Save the Ales

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  • VolandoBajo, March 27, 2015, 23:49

    On the back of my former Jeep Cherokee: "Turn Over", posted upside down. On my former 88 TBird: "There is nothing in here worth your life", with a skull and crossbones. Seen on a twenty year old General Motors lead sled in NYC: "My other car is a Ferrari." Seen on another twenty year old GM lead sled: "My other car is up my nose" License plate on a mint condition sixties era Corvair: "F NADER"

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  • Visitor, April 05, 2015, 09:15

    I will test your brakes

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  • XCentrick, May 30, 2015, 15:50

    Seen on a SoCal car....Buck Ofama

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  • Visitor, June 12, 2015, 11:16

    On my truck "I believe in gun control, I use two hands"

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